Change links on my page URGENT!

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Job Description

I've got a page here :

http://vzturl.com/kc48

I need to change it so that if anyone clicks on ANY of the links (including images) they get redirected to a page here:

http://www.eauforce.co.uk/whistle/fool.htm

Also if they click on the 'Buy It Now' link which currently runs a script, they should be re-directed to the above page.

I would also like to use a better URL shortening service that will not show the actual URL (i.e. the domain 'eauforce.co.uk') but does not show this annoying bar at the top.

I have attached a zip of the file / associated files.

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