*This is a long-term position for our core team. Wages will increase commensurate with team revenue.*
Your job will be to save the world.
What? That's impossible. How!?
Answer: One good deed at a time.
Note: Saving the world doesn't pay much.
You will need:
1. a laptop
2. a camera
3. Internet research skills
4. a nice smile
5. The ability to help, talk with, and motivate people.
A cellphone with Internet would help.
IMPORTANT: If you do not provably have "a nice smile, and the ability to help, talk with, and motivate people", please do not apply.
You must have a microphone and Internet connection good enough to have working audio discussions with me about the jobs you do. Therefore you must be able to speak conversational English.
1. Walk around, give compliments.
2. Befriend a prison inmate.
3. Research some crappy laws.
4. Write thank-you notes.
5. Clean a beach.
8. Plant a tree.
9. Sterilize yourself. (optional)
20 hours per week. Set schedule. Though this job is silly, it must be performed with top professionalism.
Skills: research, journalism