Social media posting - Please post results of a new NYU Study

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Job Description

After being knocked out by a hurricane, the power is back and NYU has released a computerized motion capture study of the body language of the Presidential candidates.

Your job is to post a statement similar to this, with a link to the study on countless social media web sites, from reddit.com to fark.com to all others you can find. Then repost with slightly different headlines.

IMMEDIATE opening.