Teach me latest web technologies and Softwares - repost

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Job Description

I need someone to teach me about latest Website building technologies and softwares out there. I am not looking to master the softwares but to understand what's the use of each one, why is it used, advantages of each, how to install and create basic pages.
Some of the technologies/softwares what I want to understand/learn bassics are:
Wordpress, HTML5, Twitter Bootstrap, SEO optimized, Prestashop, Magento, Joomla, Media queries, ecommerce, CSS3, Responsive designs etc (It's ok if you don't know all listed here)
I am looking for someone who can teach me over skype and/or through Phone. Please reply only if you are well versed in web designing world and ready to teach.

Objective: I do not want to become a webdesigner but understand all technologies so I can run my small business well.
This will be an ongoing relationship and if you are good and expert, I would like to continue with your services to further assist me in designing our projects.

Please contact me with your skill set and we can talk in detail.

Skills: twitter