Writer For Amusing, Humorous Report About Ways to Torture

Writer For Amusing, Humorous Report About Ways to Torture

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Job Description

***WHAT WE NEED***
We need 1 amusing and humorous report that will have 666 creative ways to torture somebody

Examples of what I'm looking for you can hear in the intro of this song:
WATCH THIS --->>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHVGNvA8Yo4

***WE ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE THAT***
- Can of course come up with 666 creative ways to torture somebody
- Is creative and has got a great sense of humor.
- Is enthusiastic about writing it.
- Speaks PERFECT ENGLISH, or at least writes in perfect English. This is very important and please do not waste our time by applying if your English is anything less than perfect.


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Work must be 100% original. We will not tolerate plagiarism. We will verify each story to check for this and any plagiarized works will be reported and not paid for.

By accepting this job you agree this is a WORK FOR HIRE situation. You agree you will own no rights to the work or parts of the work and you understand/agree your name will not appear anywhere on/in the work.
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***HOW TO APPLY FOR THIS JOB?***
1. Tell us a little about why you think you'd be good for this job.
2. Attach a sample of your writing or link to your blog for us to see your English skills.
3. Attach in a different file or write below your application 10 creative ways to torture somebody. These will be used to make the decision who gets hired, the better the ideas, the more chance you've got. Also you don't have to limit yourself to 10. These ideas may or may not be used if you get the job.

IF YOU IGNORE THE INSTRUCTIONS YOU WILL IMMEDIATELY BE DECLINED!

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Skills: english

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