Looking for a cartoonist for my Thanksgiving card

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Job Description

I'm looking for a cartoonist who can draw a cartoon for the cover of my annual Thanksgiving card. This year I would like to have a scene with a turkey standing in front of the US Capitol building, reading from Dr.Suess's Green Eggs n Ham. Sitting in front would be five headless children. (My plan is to paste heads of my family and two dogs on them.)