Note: No Indian Contractors please...
I am interested in employing the services of an expert Adobe Photoshop developer who is a guru at designing websites.
Please start your cover letter with the word "Bazinga" right at the top.
The idea is to sell website templates on the themeforest marketplace. Before applying, please look at http://www.themeforest.com and check out a few templates. This will give you an idea of the kind of quality work that is expected from you.
Please put the word "Captcha" someone in the middle of your cover letter.
If you are interested, please get back to me with a placeholder bid and we can discuss the details. For a start, there will be no immediate payment and we will be splitting the sales generated on themeforest as our templates sell. Also, I prefer someone who is purely into design so that I can take care of the coding part as I am a web developer myself.
Please end your cover letter with the word "Ninja" right at the bottom.
I look forward to hear from you and receiving your bids.