Design Funny Poster for Bad Scientific Joke

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Job Description

My friend came up with an absolutely horrendous joke and I would like to make a cool/funny/witty poster containing the joke and making fun of how bad it is.

The joke or what he described as a "nerdy insult" is:
"You're like a circle and I'm like String Theory... You're pointless and I'm multidimensional"

Not only is this joke horrible and not funny, it's also technically wrong in multiple ways.

1) Circles are not pointless, they actually have an infinite amount of points
2) String Theory does have a multi-demential component, but the strings themselves are one dimensional, the theory itself has zero dimensions- its just an idea or concept, and why is it so cool for him to be multidimensional- isn't everything multidimensional that's not a single point.
3) Even if it was technically correct, it's not funny or insulting in any way

I would like to make a poster for him as a house warming gift. I would like the poster to contain the joke, be creatively designed (something you would want to hang up and frame), but also make fun of how bad this joke is.

I need someone who is artistically and linguistically creative to create this. Please tell me why you are good candidate in the screening questions and share a piece your work where you have demonstrated these qualities.