I want a website usability expert to take a look at my website and see what can be improved. This includes:
*Home page design review
*Product page design review
*Anything else you can think of
WHAT TO DO NEXT:
1) I want to make sure you read this whole message. So when you reply, use the code word "Monkey Banana" at the top.
2) Give me URLs of websites which you have helped.
3) Tell me about how much you charge for this job.