PSD to HTML EXPERT Needed - Sales Page

Closed - This job posting has been filled and work has been completed.
Fixed Price
Deliver by - July 27, 2013


I need someone to slice a 1-page psd design to valid xhtml.

It needs to meet the following requirements:
- Include slow scroll script to certain <div>when people click top green button
- be 100% responsive and perfectly displayable on any browser / device!!!
- be completely valid html
- have custom fonts included
- include basic image slide as displayed for portfolio items
- super fast loading time

Design is attached - Only message me if you have FULLY read this description and include the word 'Clockwork Orange' in your msg or I won't even bother reading.