Humor Writers

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Humor Writers

Showing 35 freelancers

  • Funny/Creative Writer

    Hello My name is Jeff Norris. I earned a bachelors degree in Organizational Leadership with a minor in Military Science from the University of Cincinnati. I am a part time comedian/writer and full time hard worker. Whether you need … more

    Hello My name is Jeff Norris. I earned a bachelors degree in Organizational Leadership with a minor in Military Science from the University of Cincinnati. I am a part time comedian/writer and full time hard worker. Whether you need to spice up a speech with some jokes, or you need a funny story, I am your guy. I can do anything from dirty jokes to squeaky clean. It's up to you! Hire me for: short stories, speeches, funny blogs, jokes, one liners, obituraries, or anything else that you would like to add some humor to. Don't believe me? Read these testimonials: "He's hilarious!" "First time I met Jeff, I laughed till I cried! Best funeral ever!" "He made my best man speech so awesome, I hooked up with the Maid of Honor! Thanks Jeff!" Again, I love writing jokes and I love making people laugh. Thanks Jeff  less

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    • $22.22 HOURLY RATE
    • 5.0
    • 2 HOURS
    • UNITED STATES
    • LAST ACTIVE
    • 0 PORTFOLIO ITEMS
    • 1 TEST
  • Powerful Resumes, Cover Letters and Business Writing Services

    What is the single most powerful tool in a resume writer's arsenal? Find out below. William is a full-time resume specialist and active PARW/CC member working as a lead writer for several respected resume companies and through his … more

    What is the single most powerful tool in a resume writer's arsenal? Find out below. William is a full-time resume specialist and active PARW/CC member working as a lead writer for several respected resume companies and through his own business, Your Custom Resume. He has accumulated years of experience in the crafting of professional documents expertly focused on reaching and influencing employers, and providing a tangible advantage in maintaining access to targeted job markets. He authors resumes for a diverse range of civilian and federal career stages and has served nearly 1,000 clients performing in industries such as sales, marketing, administration, project management, human resources, financial analysis, engineering, nursing, counseling, and more. His strategic abilities have assisted college graduates, entry-level employees, industry professionals, and seasoned executives who need to articulate their performance value with precision and maximized impact. SERVICE OVERVIEW: -Resume Specialist-Career Documents-Targeted Job Searches How do you find the right resume writer? By watching for these indicators: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1). They do not make vague and unrealistic guarantees regarding interviews and jobs 2). They work privately or with small and successful businesses, not through a large company that pays their writers a fraction of your fee 3). They can provide samples that display their talent, in additional to verbal reassurances 4). They charge more than a resume mill (Google it), but less than competitors providing services of equal value 5). They write resumes exclusively, or to the exclusion of almost all other kinds of freelance work 6). They can be reached by phone, either to consult with you or provide an explanation of their services 7). They understand that every resume is different, and proper writing strategies depend on your unique goals and where your career is headed Why a private contractor? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When you hire a resume specialist from an obscure company, you often find your project in the hands of a freelancer who sees only a small fraction of the price you pay for your document/s. The bottom line is that you want someone with an online presence, sample work, and prompt availability by phone or email. I understand the importance of your resume to *you*, and treat all projects with the utmost care, professionalism, and industry expertise. What is the single most powerful weapon in a resume writer's arsenal? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It’s you. For all the clients I’ve worked with, I’ve found that the best resumes come from people who are willing to embrace their worth and look just past their employment information to find out what makes them special. If you’re enthusiastic about collaborating to create a personalized resume that speaks to who you are, and not just what you do, let’s get together. My fees are affordable and I do *not* contract my work out to anyone. I place far too much importance in your investment. *Samples in Portfolio* -Copywriting- I create compelling copy for individuals and businesses looking to infuse their concepts with effective and moving language, leaving a sense of interest and curiosity within the minds of potential clients. I provide well-researched and accurate articles over a wide spectrum of subject matters, and translate the material into formats tailored to each client's specific needs. *Samples in Portfolio* -Creative Consulting- I act as a special consultant for private projects requiring direct creative input, inspiration and an innovative approach. I assess basic concepts and perfect existing ideas to help craft a powerful and effective approach within existing parameters.  less

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    • $33.33 HOURLY RATE
    • 5.0
    • 3 HOURS
    • UNITED STATES
    • LAST ACTIVE
    • 6 PORTFOLIO ITEMS
    • 1 TEST
  • The Right Candidate for the Right Position

    Since joining oDesk, I have amassed a considerable amount of experience with positions ranging from writing, accounting, web research, original content, editing, so on and so forth. I type at a rate of 85 words per minute which lends to … more

    Since joining oDesk, I have amassed a considerable amount of experience with positions ranging from writing, accounting, web research, original content, editing, so on and so forth. I type at a rate of 85 words per minute which lends to efficiency and increased production in a variety of fields. I am looking to dedicate some time and resource to the right employer in need of highly skilled assistance. I have team training and supervisory experience in the customer service field, as well as the IT field. While I am very highly self-motivated, my employers will find that I am a truly dedicated team player and I consistently bring forth an attitude of "When the Company succeeds, I succeed." I greatly look forward to your correspondence and would like to thank you in advance for your consideration. Have a fantastic day! ~David Champion (956) 536 - 7450  less

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    • $16.67 HOURLY RATE
    • 5.0
    • 1570 HOURS
    • UNITED STATES
    • LAST ACTIVE
    • 0 PORTFOLIO ITEMS
    • 7 TESTS
  • PhD Candidate

    During the last three years I have been working in international environment - be it the British Parliament or NATO-affiliated international youth institution. My educational background is in political sciences (University of Edinburgh (MSc), Research Fellow at London School of Economics … more

    During the last three years I have been working in international environment - be it the British Parliament or NATO-affiliated international youth institution. My educational background is in political sciences (University of Edinburgh (MSc), Research Fellow at London School of Economics, and currently doing my PhD) My core competency lies in former Soviet space, in particular, I am consulting investors on the matters of political, legal and risk assessment in the South Caucasus region with focus on Georgia. I am also experienced of working on regional politics and energy security issues.  less

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    • $27.78 HOURLY RATE
    • 5.0
    • 0 HOURS
    • SWITZERLAND
    • LAST ACTIVE
    • 4 PORTFOLIO ITEMS
    • 1 TEST
  • Writer/Translator

    I am a graduate of BS Criminology. I am knowledgeable on law and political topics. I can give you high quality articles. I can rewrite and edit books and articles. I am also knowledgeable on SEO articles. As a person … more

    I am a graduate of BS Criminology. I am knowledgeable on law and political topics. I can give you high quality articles. I can rewrite and edit books and articles. I am also knowledgeable on SEO articles. As a person seeking for an extra source of income, I'm capable of providing what you are looking for. I was once a part of our school paper way back in high school and a good reporter in class during my college days.  less

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    • $3.33 HOURLY RATE
    • 4.9
    • 0 HOURS
    • PHILIPPINES
    • LAST ACTIVE
    • 0 PORTFOLIO ITEMS
    • 10 TESTS
  • blogs, data entry, ebook, writing job, photo editing,

    My name is Irene. I am doing freelancing for more than two years. I have enough skills and experience doing the job I've chosen; to write, edit photos, convert files and data entry. I am a fast learner, hard … more

    My name is Irene. I am doing freelancing for more than two years. I have enough skills and experience doing the job I've chosen; to write, edit photos, convert files and data entry. I am a fast learner, hard working type of a person. I always want to finish my work on time, and I always want to finish my work with a satisfying outcome. I am willing to be trained, if needed, and the reason why my past employers like me is because I accept criticism, admit mistakes and learn from my mistakes. I am a member here in oDesk for many years, but I found a lot of jobs on other freelancing site. But since I am currently unemployed not not doing anything at home, I am trying to apply for a job here.  less

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    • $2.22 HOURLY RATE
    • NO FEEDBACK GIVEN
    • 20 HOURS
    • PHILIPPINES
    • LAST ACTIVE
    • 2 PORTFOLIO ITEMS
    • 3 TESTS
  • Writer/author/editor

    I am the author of 8 books and winner of the USA Best Book Award for 2010 and 2012. I have substantial corporate and media experience as a result of twenty years in broadcast management. My responsibilities have included corporate … more

    I am the author of 8 books and winner of the USA Best Book Award for 2010 and 2012. I have substantial corporate and media experience as a result of twenty years in broadcast management. My responsibilities have included corporate training managers for media interviews, writing executive summaries, shareholder communiques, corporate policy handbooks, newspaper articles, public notices, etc. I have also assisted many corporate executives in their written response to employee issues, shareholder concerns, and public relations. I have been the President and General Manager of four network television stations and co-hosted a public affairs television program in MN for seven years. I am an experienced public speaker and have taught seminars both nationally and internationally (Korea, New Zealand, London, Aruba, Canada, Guatemala) for people in the workplace seeking meaning and purpose in their vocation. I am seeking a part time or project/case assignment requiring writing or presentation skills.  less

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    • $27.78 HOURLY RATE
    • 5.0
    • 11 HOURS
    • UNITED STATES
    • LAST ACTIVE
    • 0 PORTFOLIO ITEMS
    • 2 TESTS
  • Susan Phillips

    I am employed full time at a buisness where I have several hours of down time every day, so I am looking to find extra work that I can do from my computer during that free time. I have always … more

    I am employed full time at a buisness where I have several hours of down time every day, so I am looking to find extra work that I can do from my computer during that free time. I have always enjoyed writing, however it has always been just for my own enjoyment, I've never written professionally in any form. I am confident in my abilities to do a professional job, in any aspect that I choose. Here is my web page address: itsonlymyopinion.weebly.com Here is my blog address: howthehelldoyouknow.blogspot.com  less

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    • $5.56 HOURLY RATE
    • 5.0
    • 24 HOURS
    • UNITED STATES
    • LAST ACTIVE
    • 0 PORTFOLIO ITEMS
    • 6 TESTS
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